The Grass is Greener On the Other Side
Fluent in Tagalog and English and Sarcasm.
I like por- i mean I like porkchops :P
I was born naked, like a slut .
I sing in the shower like a diva
I go to peoples house just so I can eat their food
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women don’t have to:
- be thin
- have a vagina
- give birth
- cook for you
- have long hair
- wear makeup
- have sex with you
- be feminine
- be graceful
- shave
- be white
- diet
- be fashionable
- wear pink
- love men
- be the media’s idea of perfection
- listen to your bullshit
(via dressedinpoetry)
when u see a really funny post and you want to follow the person but then u realize it’s you
(Source: canadianpopprincess, via lulsitsteddyann)
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
(Source: aimmyarrowshigh, via babybrittsters)
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
(Source: odianne, via enoajawesome)
